Cockney Matinee & Strictly Tea Dance

The recurring events below are organised by the award winning City & Village Tours and proudly hosted by the Tereza-Joanne. For more information and bookings visit the City & Village Tours website here:

The Cockney Matinee

An afternoon of Cockney Entertainment starring Gordon Bennett – a one man Cockney entertainer – Chas & Dave meets Max Bygraves with a dash of Max Miller. Keyboard, Ukulele & the Cockney spoons with sing-a-longs, comedy and dancing. A Right Old Cockney Knees Up to send your folk home with a smile.

Prices for Cockney Matinee are £25 per person for groups of 25 or more. The price includes Chicken & Chips or Goujons of Fish & Chips in a Basket

A warm hearted evening with absolutely no bad language

We had fab time yesterday at the Cockney matinee. All our members thoroughly enjoyed the show, singing, dancing, a lovely meal and friendly staff, so welcoming!”

The Strictly Tea Dance (coming soon)

The Strictly Tea Dance takes place each Wednesday afternoon on board the air-conditioned Tereza Joanne, a large venue boat moored in the Royal Docks – if you watch EastEnders, it’s the bit on the right in the credits!

The three-and-a half-hour entertainment package, part show and part get-up-and-dance, is hosted by comedian and impressionist Chris Wheeler, with a showcase of Ballroom and Latin dance presented by professional dancers Kerry Tite and Jonathan Reed.

The first thing you notice as you step aboard the Tereza Joanne are the views from the windows (or the rooftop terrace) across the Royal Docks towards the Canary Wharf skyline and the City of London in the distance. No stuffy central London venue for this event!

Prices for The Strictly Tea Dance are £35 per person for groups of 25 or more. The price includes savoury canapés on arrival, a classic afternoon tea and limitless tea and coffee.